watch this old woman trying pop rocks please
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
here is a picture of stephen kawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair
LAST NIGHT Ep6 - MOLLY
All the dudes fall completely in love with Molly!
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It’s “World War Zimmerman” on an all-new South Park — TONIGHT @10p on Comedy Central!
Hey, that’s right now!
What to do when your 46 year old mother is a fucking dope fiend living with you because she’s so engulfed in drugs and hypodermic needles that she can’t care for any other thing in the world? I just want some input from some assholes on the internet. If you’ve got the balls to admit it, tell me about it … We can exchange stories.
If we could ask the Founding Fathers about Iowa’s decision today, they’d be all “What? Huh? What is Iowa?”
#3. Should Legally Blind People Be Allowed to Carry Guns?
While most states require that anybody wanting to own a gun must be able to see what the hell they’re shooting at, Iowa has said “fuck that” with a side order of fries and extended Second Amendment rights to the visually impaired.
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shit white people say after sex
- thank you
- thats was good
- is there any gogurts left
- do u think ikea is still open
See also: “Garsh darn it, pulling my penis through my khakis to make intercourse might have stained them.”
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