Smuggle drugs into rehab

11th October 2013

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getsby:

watch this old woman trying pop rocks please

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11th October 2013

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spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

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11th October 2013

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thedoctor-hiddle-batch:

here is a picture of stephen kawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

thedoctor-hiddle-batch:

here is a picture of stephen kawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

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11th October 2013

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11th October 2013

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comeongetmad:

LAST NIGHT Ep6 - MOLLY

All the dudes fall completely in love with Molly!

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9th October 2013

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comedycentral:

southparkdigital:

It’s “World War Zimmerman” on an all-new South Park — TONIGHT @10p on Comedy Central!

Hey, that’s right now!

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29th September 2013

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18th September 2013

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Junkster Parents?

What to do when your 46 year old mother is a fucking dope fiend living with you because she’s so engulfed in drugs and hypodermic needles that she can’t care for any other thing in the world? I just want some input from some assholes on the internet. If you’ve got the balls to admit it, tell me about it … We can exchange stories. 

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18th September 2013

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cracked:

If we could ask the Founding Fathers about Iowa’s decision today, they’d be all “What? Huh? What is Iowa?”
4 Constitutional Debates America’s Founders Never Saw Coming

#3. Should Legally Blind People Be Allowed to Carry Guns?
While most states require that anybody wanting to own a gun must be able to see what the hell they’re shooting at, Iowa has said “fuck that” with a side order of fries and extended Second Amendment rights to the visually impaired.

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cracked:

If we could ask the Founding Fathers about Iowa’s decision today, they’d be all “What? Huh? What is Iowa?”

4 Constitutional Debates America’s Founders Never Saw Coming

#3. Should Legally Blind People Be Allowed to Carry Guns?

While most states require that anybody wanting to own a gun must be able to see what the hell they’re shooting at, Iowa has said “fuck that” with a side order of fries and extended Second Amendment rights to the visually impaired.

Read More

17th September 2013

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neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

See also: “Garsh darn it, pulling my penis through my khakis to make intercourse might have stained them.”

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